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Dad Jokes:
Joke
“Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!”
Joke
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on so many levels!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
A kingfish!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don’t ants ever get sick?
Because they have tiny ant-bodies!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!